Jokes on MJ

Reports show that Michael Jackson may have died from eating a 9 year old wiener.

Now that MJ is dead, with all of the plastic surgery he has had, they are going to melt him down, make him into Legos so little boys can play with him for a change.

When Farrah Fawcett died, she arrived in heaven, God granted her 1 wish. She wished that all children in the world would be safe so God killed Michael Jackson.

In response to MJ’s recent death, McDonald is offering the McJackson, 50 yr old meat between 10 year old buns.

Michael Jacksons last words were “take me to the children's hospital”

Michael’s comeback tour had to cut costs so he died to save money on make up on Thriller 2.

Bubbles the chimp took out MJ. He was tired of being his bitch.

Michael wanted to try to come back to Neverland as Peter Pan.